Pink Mass Has Made Westboro Baptist Church Founder's Mom Gay In Afterlife, Satanists Claim [OregonMuse]

Pink Mass Has Made Westboro Baptist Church Founder's Mom Gay In Afterlife, Satanists Claim [OregonMuse]

Ripped from the headlines of the Weekly World News!

(Actually, the link is to the Puffington Host) The 'pink mass' has some, uh, "interesting" liturgical practices:

According to the Satanist Temple website, temple spokesman Lucien Greaves officiated the ceremonies while wearing horned headgear, and then proceeded to put his penis on Johnston's grave.

Hi-larious. This is one of those conflicts, like the 1980s Iraq-Iran war, where it's unfortunately not possible for both sides to lose.

Source: http://minx.cc/?post=341802

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